Administering the Crayola Oblongata: A Response to Dan Bock's Defense of Maher
Michael Clauss
(extra points for getting the above reference)
I thought I was out.
I figured everything had been covered in the first three articles. My wife
had fixed me a Mint Julep and we were sitting on the porch watching the
sunset over our ancestral lands. Life was good, and then I made two
mistakes:
1. I went inside and turned on the computer.
2. I clicked on CCGprime.
As the site came up, the following headline appeared:
I'm going to be diplomatic and say it is a flawed assessment of the issue.
But it does illustrate some points which I didn't discuss or didn't
articulate very well in previous articles. It also gives us more
information to work with because Bock is clearly a FOM (for definition, see
article 2) and has collected some facts from the man himself.
To begin, we need to break the article down into its essential components.
And while he skips from topic to topic, there are two themes that run
throughout his article.
The first theme is what I will refer to as 'the goodness of Maher.' Bock
calls it "the Acts of Loving Kindness." Basically he is arguing that
Maher's personality and good works mitigate his cheating. At one point he
says "[b]y banning [Maher] for 6 months, you are literally shaking [M]agic
to the core....The whole system becoming unstable, or at worst collapsing."
How does he back this up? By listing some kind acts which Maher has
participated in; such as buying people dinners, letting people crash at
hotel rooms for free and helping younger Magic players hone their skills.
By the time I was finished reading his list of examples, I was picturing
Mother Teresa cracking open an Odyssey starter deck.
In fact I am willing to concede the point that Maher is a nice guy. I have
yet to meet anyone or read anything that would indicate the opposite. In
terms of his personality he is, and will always be, the 'great one.' But he
was also a nice guy when he became involved in what the DCI described as,
"considerable tournament fraud that increased the rating of
Maher...resulting in [him] getting invited to the World Championships."
Let's try it from this angle. Imagine I'm playing Pope John Paul II in the
semi final match of a PT. We're shuffling up for the fourth game when I
notice he's shuffling ala McCarrel.
-- Do I turn him in? Yep.
-- Do I attempt to get him DQed without prize? Absolutely.
-- Even if he tells me he's donating his winnings to charity? ESPECIALLY if
he's donating his winnings to charity.
And I take that approach because who he is does not excuse him for what he
does.
One more thing to consider. What if Maher had the personality of Fuller?
Or maybe not even that extreme. What if he was just some guy with a neutral
personality who had won a PT. Is character used in defense of that person?
Ultimately, This is one of those points that I can disagree with until the
tips of my fingers become purple from typing and it makes no difference to
some people. The more you identify with/are friends with Maher, the less
likely you will accept my analysis.
Leaving the land of emotions, I will now focus on Bock's second and more
relevant theme. With facts collected from Maher himself, Bock argues that
the DCI is more to blame for the suspension (kind of the 'Devil made me do
it' defense). One way he does this is by minimizing Maher's cheating. For
instance:
"[W]e know that there was cheating going on at a store in Madison. This
store is so despised, that no serious player has stepped a foot in there in
years. The casual and serious players alike make a trip across the city
just to find regular gaming....To surmise, this store was not a pleasant
place to be.
Fake tournaments were held there. A lot of them. Some benefited Bob Maher.
So, he reported that this was going on."
Now, if you remove one four word sentence ('Some benefited Bob Maher') and
read the above passage again, it makes Maher look like a hero. I just get
the image of him flying into the store (wearing tights and a cape) rounding
up the evil-doers and delivering to WOTC's doorstep.
But that's not what happened. Because as we know form an earlier quote
Maher participated in "considerable tournament fraud." The wording of the
passage is so suggestive that you have to wonder if Bock should be a
political spin doctor on CROSSFIRE.
I mean just consider the sentence 'some benefited Bob Maher." It's not even
really an admission of the cheating. It's almost as if the co-conspirators
chose Maher randomly and bestowed upon him a ratings "gift" which he used to
gain access to the Pro Tour.
The second way Bock shifts blame from Maher is to imply that the DCI
manipulated him into confessing. The relevant quote is:
"Bob was presented with the following choices;
Confess to a lesser crime, and take a plea bargain of sorts.
Maintain his innocence, and let the investigation continue to its natural
conclusion. In this scenario Bob was given updates on how it was
progressing. The last thing he heard before this offer was, 'five years,
like Theron Martin' in an ominous sort of voice."
Bock says Maher told him this. And while it does implicate the DCI in
activities worse than just gross incompetence, the statement cannot be
completely true. Earlier in the article, Bock states:
"So Bobby M did the right thing and released all information, full
disclosure to the DCI, hoping they would take action against the guilty
party/parties."
So if Maher confessed, how could he be in a position to "maintain his
innocence" once he told the DCI? The answer is either a) Bock made the
statement up (something I find dubious if he is a FOM) or b) Bock misspoke.
What he meant to say was the DCI manipulated the investigation in order to
generate the least amount of negative publicity. And this would definitely
fall into the 'not good' category for Zantides and friends.
-- By the way, as to the 'plea bargain' option, what is a greater crime than
"considerable tournament fraud?" Maybe eating Richard Garfield's liver with
some fava beans and a nice chianti?
Anyway, to recap:
1. If you are going to defend someone, don't use emotional appeals.
2. If you are going to place the blame somewhere else, make sure your
argument is air-tight.
If there is one bright spot to Bock's contribution, it is providing more
information about the incident. Along with the above "threat" made by the
DCI against Maher, we also know now that the cheating started around
January, 1999; seven months before Worlds. And since it probably took a
number of matches to build up his rating, it could have went on for weeks
and maybe even months.
Do I still stand by my assertion that Bob Maher's whole Magic career is
based on "considerable tournament fraud" and the penalties I outlined in
previous articles should be enforced? Yep.
Do I still believe that the DCI is inept/corrupt and players need to demand
that changes be made in the way investigations/suspensions are carried out.
Double yep.
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